Dear Mr nVidia GeForce 8800 GTX,
Why do you hate me so? I spent $700 on you, lovingly moved you out of the sun and cradled you in the car when my mother had to stop at the shops. I took you home, took a few happy snaps of you and the rest of my new computer. Everything was so great, we had happy times together. I never overclocked you, and I always kept you cool. I never mistreated you! So why all the hate now? I’ll just be happily doing things and bam! Black screen and I need to reboot. Trying to make a new banner for my guild’s banner contest, and you sabotaged it twice. I got smart the second time though, and saved. But why, Mr nVidia GeForce 8800 GTX, why all the hate?
Do you feel superseded by all the other new cards? Do you not think that Drakkisath is an appropriate name for your home, considering that Drakkisath the dragon is now down there and Onyxia is now all the way up there again?
Please love me again, I don’t want to have to divorce you! It will be an expensive and messy divorce, and my dear, you will be the one to lose out.
Chrissy.