Dear Mr nVidia GeForce 8800 GTX,

Why do you hate me so? I spent $700 on you, lovingly moved you out of the sun and cradled you in the car when my mother had to stop at the shops. I took you home, took a few happy snaps of you and the rest of my new computer. Everything was so great, we had happy times together. I never overclocked you, and I always kept you cool. I never mistreated you! So why all the hate now? I’ll just be happily doing things and bam! Black screen and I need to reboot. Trying to make a new banner for my guild’s banner contest, and you sabotaged it twice. I got smart the second time though, and saved. But why, Mr nVidia GeForce 8800 GTX, why all the hate?

Do you feel superseded by all the other new cards? Do you not think that Drakkisath is an appropriate name for your home, considering that Drakkisath the dragon is now down there and Onyxia is now all the way up there again?

Please love me again, I don’t want to have to divorce you! It will be an expensive and messy divorce, and my dear, you will be the one to lose out.

Chrissy.

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- Illikaeri - Oct 22, 2009

It’s that 2 weeks in WoW in which we have Hallow’s End. Last year, I managed to score myself a Sinister Squashling on both my Priest, and my Warlock. Except now, this year, my main is my Mage, and she has no Squashling. She has also done zero Hallow’s End achievements, unlike my Priest. Do I really want Lavyrnia the Hallowed? Sounds better than some titles out there, but I still do like my semi-”unique” titles of Ambassador Lavyrnia, or Lavyrnia the Argent Champion. Although admittedly, Lavyrnia the Diplomat also sounds good. Except I’m nowhere near on that. Surely it shouldn’t be too hard to mass-kill ogres as a Level 80 DPS and rather than a Level 70 Healer?

At least I finally got a kodo on my Priest. And a ram. And then proceeded to get a mail from some douche about how I have no conscience and just generally having a cry about RNG not going his way. Sorry dude, let me put away my roll hax…

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- Illikaeri - Oct 18, 2009